I know many of you are curious about my secret formula. I've decided to create a simple tutorial on how exactly I make the mojo happen. What is the mojo exactly? Just follow these steps:

1. Be tall and sexy. You can do it. Leave the cup of urine at home unless you are totally comfortable in your sexiness.

Photo Credit: Kirk

2. Be awesome. This takes some financial commitment, but it is within reach.

3. Be spotted at the hippest coffee shop in the world. Rue de la Course on Magazine St. All this takes is time and a conspicously flamboyant walking style, a.k.a. "The Manthey Mambo."

And that's the way you do it! I know what you are going to say. "But Trey, this is a m4m. That doesn't really help you much, does it?" That may be true, but you know what I say, "There's no such thing as bad publicity." It's raining men, baby!
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