Some things that I have pondered lately:

Yesterday, my fortune cookie at Five Happiness read, "If you think you're too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito." These words ring so true, for me especially.

Every time I walk into my bathroom, my cat follows me in and jumps into the bathtub, crying. She does this, I think, for no reason at all.

If for some reason you got into a fight with a ten year old kid who has a triple black belt in karate, even if he was able to defend against your intial assault, I'm doubtful that he could do any damage to you after that and you'd just both be like, "Now what?"
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Chronological reactions to this blog:

"Sigh" and then she nodded her head in understanding.

Shortly then to comment on the cat situation, saying "Trey, do you really not know why she cries? Refer above."

Finally; well, physical contact with a ten year old boy is at least better than you usually get. (Which doesn't mean he doesn't get any, he gets plenty.)

Now, anyone who "knows" Trey knows this reactionary diary diarrhea is a joke, but just in case he takes offense I'm taking pussy door A for anonymous.
# posted by Anonymous : 12/06/2007 6:54 PM
Holy crap. What a kick in the balls. You are freakin' relentless, Anonymous. I have to admit, that it kinda turns me on in a masochistic way. Do you wanna make out?
# posted by Trey : 12/06/2007 10:59 PM