Viking

I am a viking.
My rugged Norwegian features are striking.
Think about that hard before you go hiking.
I'm all over those hills, daily and nightly,
Pillaging and plundering, making things unsightly.
Sailing would be a bad idea for you at this time.
I'm gonna take my death vessel and commit a hate crime
I got my loincloth, don't need no pants,
Got a horned helmet for scarin' infants.
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know.
Turn off the lights, and I'll be blown away by your advanced technology.
I am a viking.