I'm taking some time out of my busy schedule to give you an update on me. Update time. I'm on a break from the production of my independent homage to the film "Reservoir Dogs." This version is identical to the original movie in plot and dialog, with the small exception that every gun is replaced with a banana, and instead of shooting each other, people just slip on banana peels. Guns just weren't in the budget. I find without all the violence, people can really focus on the real message that I feel that the movie was supposed to deliver: Always tip your waitress. I did, however, keep the scene where the dude gets his ear cut off. It is very graphic. But then it's back to guys in suits slippin' on bananas!
Speaking of slippery situations, I've been pretty good about staying out of prison the last few months. I did go to California last month. That was fun. Wait, no, it was amazing. San Francisco changed everything.
Speaking of amazing, listen to some music that I had a major part in creating. Behold: The Divine Wind
(name subject to change). I am playing lead drums. We are recording the vocals soon, at which point I will let you know.