I'm taking some time out of my busy schedule to give you an update on me. Update time. I'm on a break from the production of my independent homage to the film "Reservoir Dogs." This version is identical to the original movie in plot and dialog, with the small exception that every gun is replaced with a banana, and instead of shooting each other, people just slip on banana peels. Guns just weren't in the budget. I find without all the violence, people can really focus on the real message that I feel that the movie was supposed to deliver: Always tip your waitress. I did, however, keep the scene where the dude gets his ear cut off. It is very graphic. But then it's back to guys in suits slippin' on bananas!

Speaking of slippery situations, I've been pretty good about staying out of prison the last few months. I did go to California last month. That was fun. Wait, no, it was amazing. San Francisco changed everything.

Speaking of amazing, listen to some music that I had a major part in creating. Behold: The Divine Wind (name subject to change). I am playing lead drums. We are recording the vocals soon, at which point I will let you know.
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What's up Douchy McDouchebag? You're the worst thing that ever happened to me. I'm not just some sandwich that you can eat until you are full and then throw away the rest! Oh, and your music sucks. You can't even keep a beat. All your ideas suck too. You're not even funny. And you're not that tall either. I've met loads of taller guys lately that are better looking and more successful than you. Oh, and if you ever want to work in the film industry, forget it, because I've blacklisted you. I could probably have you killed if I wanted, but I don't think I need to because you're so ugly that life is pretty miserable anyway. See you later (not!), you slice of shit!
# posted by Scarlett : 8/22/2007 1:46 PM
Trey, don't listen to that Scarlett girl. I have heard you talk many times, especially when we were neighbors; and I must say, you have had seventeen good ideas in my presence. That doesn't even include ideas spoken outside my presence. Also, I think she is wrong about the sandwich thing. If someone asked me to make a statement to define Trey, I would say, "that guy never leaves a sandwich unfinished; he eats every last bite then licks the plate." Anyhow, I just felt the need to defend you.
# posted by KS : 8/22/2007 2:56 PM
Thanks for your support, Kirk. I'm somewhat ashamed that I ordered a sandwich at the coffee shop today and I only ate about 80% of it, then threw away the rest. Maybe this Scarlett person is right after all...
# posted by Trey : 8/26/2007 10:30 PM