Items listed on craiglist New Orleans under "free stuff" that I was not compelled to pursue:
Amy Grant CD
Free Dirt
Chihuahua
Jumbo sized rubber bands
Blow-up doll, used gently
Top 5 Waitstaff of New Orleans restaurants or bars that I think about sometimes:
Hot chick from Herbsaint
Hot chick from Molly's
Hot chick from Lebanon Cafe
Hot chick from The Dervish
Creepy guy who remembered my name at Cafe Roma