There is a restaurant in the general area of my office building that used to be a brothel. They owner took this bit of history and ran with it.

The restaurant is decorated in a baudy, decadent, New Orleans cum Moulin Rouge style. The menu items are suggestive of sexual acts that might have been consumated at one time at this establishment.

On the other hand, the food is really nasty, as in "it tastes really bad." The waitresses aren't remotely attractive (or in shape), yet are dressed as though they are. If I order a club sandwich, I would prefer if you didn't arrange the four pieces in the shape of a woman's labia with a whole pickle sticking out (or in) of the middle.

What have I learned? Office lunches and prostitution don't really mix.

However, transvestites and office parties definately mix.