It really is incredible, with the amount of rocking out that I do in my 14X14 bedroom, that I don't hurt myself more often. Or at least break stuff. I suppose injuries were more frequent when I played guitar every day. With a guitar, I am much more likely to:

a) Jump and forget to land
b) Try to slide on my knees with shorts (or boxers)
c) Swing the head of the guitar into the TV screen

I woke up to the sweet sounds of punk rock this morning. My roomie decided to put on her tape of Samhain bootlegs at 6:30am. How hardcore is that? I found it oddly comforting to watch Danzig and Co. for a half hour before I began my daily routine.

I actually don't have a daily routine. I am totally unpredictable. Check it out: A human eyeball weighs one ounce. Bet you didn't see that one coming...