I just watched the trailer for "Underworld," a movie starring Kate Beckinsale. It features Kate Beckinsale in form-fitting leather pants as well as an arsenal of sexy-yet-completely-useless black clothing, Kate crouching on cathedral spires while surveying the gloaming of a Gotham-like metropolis, and Kate fighting supernatural creatures (aristocratic Vampyres, surprise!) while still managing to fall in love with a dreamy long-haired good guy.

It looks to be poised to be a cross between the Crow, the Highlander, and Buffy. Goth girls...your Messiah has arrived!

Meanwhile, the trailer for the Punisher features a guy wearing a T-shirt with a skull on it. An a lame voiceover.