9.27.2002
It takes a special type of person to get personalized license plates. I suppose they fall into three rough categories of lameness:

1. Those with a talent for stating the obvious - There is a new Hummer on my block with plates that boldly repeat the name of the car. "HUMMER" Wh00t. I stole a look at a BMW driver the other whose plates read "BMW M3." Oddly enough, the car in question was the M3 model. Wh00t wh00t!

2. The Self Complimentary - These are the same people who wear t-shirts that declare their qualities in glitter and puff-paint writing. Examples include, "SEXY", "WINNER", "MUSLMAN", "FAGTOST", "WANNABE" and many, many, many more. I made all of those up, but you know they exist. They are out there.

3. The Competitive - If they ever induct a new state into the union, I will bet that there is some bible thumper that is going to go register their car there just so they can get the "JESUS" plate. Damn, there must be alot of competition for that one. I think that qualifies as a mention in the church bulletin at least...

However, a previous vanity plate owner could negate their prior stint with lameness, and repay their debt to society by asking for a random license plate CES432) and getting that personalized.
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