6.04.2002
Dephex Enterprises has introduced a new product for Q2 2002. In conjunction with Snarky Farky Inc., we are proud to release Avian Telephone Tranquilizers (ATT). This product will be targeting those work-from-home business owners who happen to own one or more loudass pet birds who freak the fuck out whenever the telephone rings. And who don't shut the hell up until important conference calls are over. From now on, when the phone rings, all your birds will have smaller little birdies flying circles around their heads, thanks to ATT. Buy it for all of your stupid, dumb, dumb ass, ass birds.

Booger, Booger, & Fartybutt is proud to be the sole distributor of Avian Telephone Tranquilizers.
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