You have permission to make as many engineer jokes as you like.

I was changing a lightbulb (hah!) in my apartment last night when suddenly the entire light fixture came off in my hands. I had a second to contemplate this odd occurance before all the power went out in a big shizOMPH!. Apparently the wires had corroded, and the twisting action of my lightbulb changin' caused them to disentegrate. Well it has been 14 hours sans electricity and I pulled the ceiling fan out and flipped the circuit breaker and fuck...now everything is blinking again so i better shut it off...

later