Why do chicken coops only have two doors?.

I won the ugly T-shirt contest in my Neural Nets class. See, my professor is Greek and whoever gets the highest grade on the test wins an ugly T-shirt. It's not that bad actually. It's navy blue and has a picture of Medusa on the front. It looks really old (like a ratty shirt from the 80's) even though it is new in the packaging. I even caught it on the fly with one hand when he hurled it across five rows of desks. So now everyone in that class sees me and thinks, "Hmm, that's Trey. He's tall, smart, and AGILE!"

I'm a package deal.