This is my friend Jarrett from Chicago. He used to go to Tulane. Every 20 mins he puts on his V-neck sweater, sits down at his computer, turns his head to the left slightly, and smiles.

For us he does these things.

In unrelated news, I am going to buy a digital camera. I have never owned a camera, so I am going to see if I like photography by spending a large sum as a Christmas present to myself. I will soon be able to take pictures of the interesting things that surround me. Like...

The guy in my class that wears a different crazy shirt every day...The guy in the same class that looks like the guy from Blues Traveler and wears hats...Melissa...Hardcore bands that no one likes except me and one other dude...My friend Luke.

I am looking at these models (one...two...three). I would ask you (my faithful readers) for advice, but no one ever sends me email even if it is my birthday on Tuesday. 21!