I am (not?) a big fan of the MTV show Dismissed. It makes me uncomfortable to watch it, yet it is totally engaging. I fantasize about being on the show so that I could spread my goodness on national television. However, instead of falling into the trend of seeing who can make out first or drape themselves on the girl, I would just act like a smartass and mock the whole ridiculous process. Someone beat me to it though. This kid went out of his way to fuck up the "dismissal" system as much as possible and made the other candidate look like a fool. The last part of the date was at the other dude's rich-ass overpriveledged house in Beverly Hills, and the kid trashed the fuck out of the patio and threw all $500 of catered food into the gaping pool. Did I mention he walked around naked most of the time? I was hoping the girl in question (who look like almost every 18-25 year old you might see in California) would see how brilliant and hilarious this guy was, but she chose the loser. Damn...