Brain dump:

I had a gigantic Doberman for three days. Its gone now. The first thing that I am going to do when I get a place of my own is buy a pure bred Doberman. What a cool fucking animal...

Guide to reading Sonia's short stories: Don't pay attention to the gratuitous use of 'd in every freaking sentence. There is a reason the the pluperfect tense is reserved for crime movies and pulp fiction.

I have never seen the movie Pulp Fiction. Or Silence of the Lambs, or the Shining, or Blade Runner, or that movie that "changed your life." I am uncool, and I have accepted that.

I gave myself a few hours and learned the entire OK Computer album by Radiohead (and a few off The Bends) for guitar. Yes, Radiohead is overrated, but they do write decent melodies. And I got lots of practice with F, F#, Bm, and more despicable chords that contort my pre-arthritic hands.

Don't IM me and just say "hey" just because you are bored. I hate that. It's OK if you are on the street, but it makes no sense in the digital realm.

I was stood up this morning. Never trust your ex-girlfriend. Ever.

I am working on possibly the best website I am have ever made. It looks and feels beautiful and I am excited just looking at what I have done. Of course, most of the credit should go to the architect (whose site I am making), but I can't help but feel inspired.

Can man survive on junk-food alone? We'll see...