Speaking of poetry, here is one I am "working on," although as you will see, it is pretty much done.
VampireI am a vampire, alright.
I come to you in the night.
Watch your neck or I will bite.
You can try garlic, or that crucifix,
Or wooden stakes that look like dicks,
Trust me on this one, they won't help you much.
I mean, they might, but don't count on it.
I am a vampire.