6.21.2007

Speaking of poetry, here is one I am "working on," although as you will see, it is pretty much done.

Vampire

I am a vampire, alright.
I come to you in the night.
Watch your neck or I will bite.
You can try garlic, or that crucifix,
Or wooden stakes that look like dicks,
Trust me on this one, they won't help you much.
I mean, they might, but don't count on it.
I am a vampire.
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white hot. my panties are saturated.
# posted by susan : 6/21/2007 6:17 PM
 
Your poem was a real inspiration. After reading it, I attempted to write a sister poem entitled "I am a douchebag". Unfortunately, I suffered writer's block after realizing I am unsure if a "douchebag" is a thing or a concept.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/22/2007 12:49 PM
 
Keep trying, anonymous! I started where you are today, and look how far I've come.
# posted by Trey : 6/22/2007 12:59 PM