STUPID TATTOOS I PLAN ON GETTING IN THE FUTURE

1. A full back piece depicting a side/perspective view of Western coach chase. The stagecoach will be filled to the brim with cowboys with handlebar mustaches and rifles. In hot pursuit will be a tribe of Native American Indians warrior squaws on horseback brandishing spears and bows and arrows, ready to fire. The center of the piece will be a cowboy likeness of myself, driving the stagecoach while standing, reigns in one hand, bullwhip flailing in the other. My eyes will be wild with the fire of whiskey and bloody retribution. All of the Indians in pursuit will bear the likeness of any woman that I have ever dated...except with, you know, braids and headbands and feathers and shit.

2. A fleur-de-lis on my ankle.