Confession Time

So, I haven't told many people about this, but I kinda have a "problem." Granted, there are definately problems in the world that could be considered bigger problems than my own. That is not to downplay the gravity of the situation, because I am seriously worried about my addiction.

I buy a lot of Viagra. And Cialis. V1agra and C1alis together. I can't get enough. Don't get me wrong, I don't actually take the drugs; I just like knowing that all of the little blue and yellow pills that are lined up on my desk, spilling out of my bathroom drawers, and overflowing my kitchen cabinets have the possibility of inducing a massive erection that could be sustained for months, if not years at a time. I can think of any number of armageddon scenarios in which these pills could come in very handy. Consider it a lesson learned from my days in the Scouts: "Always be prepared."

I am not concerned about the stockpiling. After all, I'm not hurting anyone; if anything, I'm helping the struggling manufacturers of these phine pharmaceuticals. I am, however, concerned about the kind of people that I encounter in my endless search for cheaper distributions channels. For example, the email I received today:

I am happy with your visiting today Sir,

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (link removed to protect you, gentle reader) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)

This does not bode well.