How is Trey Ending Relationships?
- Hittin' and quittin' (without two weeks prior notice)
- Considered "distant, unattentive, and self-absorbed" to be good qualities
- When sordid and tragic past revealed, giggled uncontrollably
- Ice cube trays molested
- For Valentine's Day, gave folded up piece of paper that reads, "Redeemable for One (1) Free Butt Sex Session"
- Tricked vegan girlfriend into eating pork chop
- Didn't clean the cheese bowl
One of the the above actually happened. Feel free to comment if you know the answer or want to speculate...or add your own.