10.14.2003
Today I walked into work and my fly was down. I laughed out loud and zipped it up. Then I continued my work day, unabashedly. Now I sit here reflecting on things that would be really embarassing. I made a list:

- Coming to work drunk

And that's all I could come up with.

Sometimes I look down at my forearms and they look really small. Then I realize that I have really long arms and that my forearms are probably just far away at this moment. I bring them up to my face but they get big so fast that I get a little freaked out. But you can't run away from your own arms, so I just have to face my fear.

Watch out. Kwanza is coming early this year. You won't have time to cook a traditional Afrikaan dinner in your kitchen where either the fridge or the oven can be open, but not both. Not this time. Baby, you won't even have time to brush up on the "Kwanza Story" from the Curtis comic in the newspaper. Oh no. Your distant relatives in Lafayette, Louisiana won't even be thinking about Kwanza when he arrives in Atlanta early this year. When Kwanza comes down in his winged chariot of titanium, you'd best be ready for him. Don't say I didn't tell you...
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