The internet bores me.

I want to start a new site. Maybe this has already been done, but I'm just going to pretend that I am especially clever for concocting this evil little plan o' mine. Gather round, and I'll tell you:

Ok, first off, this is not a project you would want to start if you wanted to make internet buddies, or be e-popular, or "have a life." This is a pasttime springing from boredom and apathy (ingredients for trouble!). The basic idea is that you read alot of blogs, and keep an eye out for trouble.

Examples of Trouble
"Dear readers, my tires were slashed today"
"I was mugged near the 375th Street Y"
"I left my wooden finger in a Gypsy Cab this afternoon"
"I have been diagnosed with West Nile Virus."

Once such entries are read, you would sign into Trey's Cauldron of Malfeasance (the working name for this publishing system), and compose a sort of premonition of the above misfortunes, as if you were the instigator of these misfortunes. A date and time approximately an hour before the misfortune would be entered.

Examples of Trouble Making
"I'm going to go slash Soandso's tires."
"I'm going to go mug the next person I see on 375th street."
"This girl left her wooden finger in my cab this morning...and I kept it."
"I transformed into a mosquito today and bit someone, transferring the deadly West Nile Virus."

This would just go on and on. No links. But I have a feeling that it would be eventually discovered and become wildly popular and start generating some decent lawsuits. Whaddaya think?