I am cleaning out my room at home and I am not able to get anything packed because I keep running into one pile or another of memorabilia/crap that I have to look through. I found a journal that I kept until about a year and a half ago. Excerpt from 5/31/95:
"I don't have a significant other as of now, but I intend to 'acquire' one...(skip paragraphs)...Back to my life, however, I want to have a girlfriend and go out but the chances I had, I blow off. But this year at camp looks hopeful. I don't have my eye on anyone in particular."
That was just too funny/scary not to share. Yeah, I actually put quotes around the word "acquire." Furthermore, I just wasted 45 minutes looking at all these digital pictures from my Biology AP class in high school. Here is one, but neither of these people are me.
Oh, here is another good one.