This is the point where I say something foreshadowing and cryptic about the state of my life on my personal website. These are the phrases I am thinking about replacing this here page with:

"Changes are brewing..."
"Winds are shifting..."
"The Moon has now eclipsed the Sun..."
"I farted."

Actually, I am just moving to California on Wednesday. I have to pack up Le Beastie and ship it out tomorrow. A week without my computer...oich. I managed to pick out the two-hundred CDs that I am allowed to bring with me. Now a good 1/3rd of my collection (the best of the best) is neatly packaged in my new canvas CD binder. And I'll probably just end up listening to the Pixies all summer. I just realized that I don't need any keys in San Francisco. The new TOOL album comes out tomorrow, and I am dedicating 80 minutes of headphone time to it. Most exciting CD release for me since The Fragile. The Dismemberment Plan is playing at the Howlin Wolf tomorrow. Keyboard destruction in the vein of Nine Inch Nails (at least last time). This is text is not meant to be read. It is placed here to demonstrate the layout of the page.

Please send me your predictions for how long it will take before I try to start checking my email with the microwave. You can reach me at trey@dephex.org.