4.01.2001
There is this dude who is always at the Shim Sham who everyone calls "The Sugar Daddy." I don't think that he actually is a wealthy guy that buys drinks for all the girls; I just think he earned the name from always being there in a suit. He never actually talks to anyone for a long period of time, and I have attributed this to the fact that he dances like Pee Wee Herman. He struts up to one of the pedestals like he owns the place and proceeds to mimic the "Tequila" dance from Pee Wee's Great Adventure. You know...two fingers pointing at your posterior, reverse to front and point at groin. Then he goes on a heart-warming journey around the country to retrieve the custom-made bike that the rich and spoiled Francis stole in a fit of jealousy. Of course, I am assuming that last part...
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