As always, I thoroughly enjoyed jack's Mike Patton story of the week.

By the way, the $4000 worth of flat-screen monitors for $1.50 + shipping didn't pan out.

"I regret to inform you that we cannot place your order number 7654433. Upon ordering your items we realized that our computer sytem made an error in pricing the component. We have corrected this error and hope that we can earn your business in the near future."

Yeah, right! Like I'm going to buy something after that diss.